JACOB!

Jacob is a penis/high school student. Usually he's just kinda awkward, flaccid and insecure. When he feels confident and glorious, Jacob will stand tall and speak in a slower, dumber and deeper voice. He will also give all the ladies everything he's got. Once he's given it everything he has to offer, Jacob typically lets out a loud sneeze and blows snot everywhere. Jacob does his best to stay warm in the winter by bundling up and absorbing whatever he heat he can gain from his pants. These are all matter of fact-facts of Jacob. However, the most important fact that Jacob wants you to know about Jacob is that JACOB LOVES TO PARTY!!!

I apologize to anyone who has lost any faith in me as an artist for this post. I started drawing Jacob as a result of my old roomie, David Reilly (cheddardave.blogspot.com), pointing out that the doodle-lady on the left corner of this page has a penis shaped head. Then I redrew her head- shape and turned it into what it really wanted to be. A highschool-penis student. I then continued to draw Jacob in different moods while explaining his character to David. We were laughing a lot. The scales that you see next to these drawings was David's idea. Anyhow, I've been meaning to post this for months now and I'm proud? that it's finally here. So with that said I hope you dig, Jacob.